Don’t let me
shock your psychology
Don’t let me
bug your entomology
Don’t let me
drug your pharmacology
I’m just a freshman at love
Just teach me
the basic fundamentals
Don’t mess with
the fuzzy incidentals
break it down
to subtle incrementals
I’m just a freshman at love
the arithmetic of touch me here
now touch me there and rub
the calculus of just how hard
or just how soft to hug
and when to stay or when to go
time for fast, time for slow
I’m just a freshman at love
a rookie, a novitiate
just a drive-up, I’m a neophyte
do you want me from below?
do you want me from above?
show me how tight to hold your hand
I’m just a freshman at love
