I love you

no you don’t, if you loved me
you would do such and such
and thus and so and mow the lawn
ok, let’s say that I’m merely obsessed with you
does that require mowing the lawn?
no, but love is a verb
love is a noun, look it up
love is only a verb in the infinitive form
but I think I would rather be obsessed. Fuck is a verb.
