for problems you can’t endure
for which there is no cure
or if we’re just not sure
Have a meeting.
Look like you’re busy
pretend your heart is beating
it’s simple but effective
Have a meeting
put it on your calendar
you can prove it, you’re not cheating
there from gavel to gavel, yes let’s
Have a meeting
We can convene and then adjourn
the business will be fleeting
but it looks like something’s getting done, yes
let’s Have a meeting.
Issue a statement, no, a resolution
establish a study group seeking a solution
or a sub-committee could maybe solve
the problems you are defeating
because it gives you the perfect chance
to Have Another Meeting.
