my friend told me that he was paying
for gas so he could go to work
so he could pay for gas to go to work
he should probably get some pigs
and run his pickup on methane
I’m going to start living on wind power
I’ll get a propellor beanie
and a pin-wheel
take care of all my energy needs
maybe I’ll go solar
or bipolar or take to ethanol
powered by vodka and sunshine
hot air
so I can go to work
go to work
go to work
