they told me she was a solipsist
I thought that sounded erotic
like she was good at sensual tricks
from novel to exotic
little did I know that she could only know herself
so I looked it up
the word has nothing to do with
fellatio, cunnilingus or coitus
not even jock-itch or laryngitis
it’s more about philosophy
according to the book
her clitoris
is all that exists
is all that she can know
and nobody knows it
but her
I’m no existentialist
but I was really pissed
I thought that a solipsist
did tricks like a ventriloquist
I should have paid more attention
in philosophy class
