I tried my best to be gay
or at least bi-sexual
I figured it would double my odds
for true love and fulfillment
alas
the mind was willing
but the flesh would not respond
I’m hooked on labia and aerolea
and venus monts and natural lubrication
yes, I know those were the days before Astro-glide
I was never raped in prison
though I did get some engaging looks
it would have been paradise for a queer
alas
the mind was willing
but the flesh would not respond
