The Massage is the Message

14 02 2010

The email was titled: “Become a Massage Therapist”
I didn’t open it because I don’t want to become a massage therapist
I would rather get a massage

There are two types of people in this world:
There are the ones who say, “where do I get in line?”
and there are the ones who
tell everybody else where to line up

it’s the classic case of have and have not
if you have it you lead, if you don’t, you follow
but what is “It?”

It’s a massage therapist in sheep’s clothing
hands-on experience, soothing the wolf

One is rigid, the other frigid
rampant predator and wilting prey
massage your jugular with my fang

There are two types of people in this world
the massaged and the misogynists

I think I’ll open the email.

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