Christ, The Bounty Hunter

Jesus is my bondsman
he always makes my bail
I’m not even a Christian
and still he gets me out of jail

sure, he wants his ten percent
a little vig for his sacrifice
if I run, he’ll hunt me down
my number hits, he wants his slice

and take me in dead or alive
pull the plug on resurrection
if I ever get born again
it will have to be by Caesarian Section